my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

so-personal:

everything personal♡

wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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s00tball:

I just died.
emojigrl:

i thought this was imvu but no its beyonce
sarahseemssilly:


theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.
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